You’re invited to be naughty
to get out on the town
as I am hitting 40
and I’ve sorrows to drown!
Help me lessen the blow
and join me for a glass.
Presents I’ll forego
when the company is first class.
So on the 8th of October
(while I’ll still be 39),
Come to The Bennachie Lodge (while sober!)
7.30 is the time.
Though I’m celebrating a week early
and you might be wondering why…
It’s because I’ll be bloody 40!
Sod it! I’m off to sunny Dubai!