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You are invited…

You’re invited to be naughty

to get out on the town

as I am hitting 40

and I’ve sorrows to drown!

Help me lessen the blow

and join me for a glass.

Presents I’ll forego

when the company is first class.

So on the 8th of October

(while I’ll still be 39),

Come to The Bennachie Lodge (while sober!)

7.30 is the time.

Though I’m celebrating a week early

and you might be wondering why…

It’s because I’ll be bloody 40!

Sod it!  I’m off to sunny Dubai!