as it’s really the only way
that we’ll get your full attention
and say what we have to say:
You’ve always been a high flyer.
A woman who truly has wings.
You reached for the stars and you found them.
You deserve all the success that it brings.
You’ve gone from B A to B A!
“Would sir like a coffee in his cup?”
No need to take your seat for landing
cos the only way you’re going is up!
Diana, you’re really First Class,
A shining star in every way,
And we’ll be raising a glass in Scotland
on this, your special day.
Have a super, marvellous evening.
Enjoy the bottle of Fizz.
We’ll be thinking of you always,
Your BFs, Neil and Liz.