Prices & Payment

PricesBirthdays, weddings, births, divorces, leaving do’s, retirement, best man’s speech, remembrance and more  – there’s a ditty for every occcasion!

  • Up to 24 lines – £50
  • Up to 36 lines – £60
  • Up to 56 lines – £70
  • Up to 76 lines – £80
  • Up to 100 lines – £90
  • Up to 120 lines – £100
  • Up to 130 lines  £110
  • Up to 150 lines – £120
  • Up to 170 lines – £130
  • Up to 190 lines – £140
  • Up to 210 lines – £150
  • Anything longer than this is charged at £1 per line

Not sure how long your ditty should be? Look at the Ditty Den and decide on what might suit.   Remember that if its going to be read aloud and you have lots of stories then consider a longer ditty. If required, additional lines can be added and paid for at any point in the process.

Payment options

Poem length




Additional lines